9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 05, 2006

Transcript:

Mega-God Auditions "Really, all I need you to do is take everyone through their paces...Give them a bit of choreography, ask them to sing. We need to cull the runts." "What parts are we auditioning today?" "The title role." "What about the supporting cast and chorus? Any dancers?" "It's pretty much a one-man show. Very improvisatory. The callbacks will be to write on the wall...just for penmanship."