9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 15, 2006

Transcript:

"Monty's called off auditions for Mega-God. He's not enthused with the crop we've been getting. He says the mega-churches will just have to content themselves with the mentalists, prestidigitators and other frauds to which they're accustomed." "Why doesn't Monty get personally involved? He's a non-linear being...He can be everywhere at once." "In a trice he could cure all the world's woes. For instance, I have a little skin condition on my elbow..." "We're talking about the entity who forged the cosmos from a formless void, the maker of heaven and earth. You don't expect him to take on something like the medical-health insurance complex!" "Sorry. I was talking madness."