9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Before you defend your precious bull from me with the axe or shovel or whatever it is you're reaching for...let me point out that you have a sick animal. It's three A.M. and I am a qualified vet." "So, are you still a narcoleptic mouth-breather?" "Are you still a soulless banshee?"