9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 01, 2006
Transcript:
"I don't know how you bear living here with that wacko old man popping incessantly out of the landscape to blurt pithy non sequiturs...then vanish." "Oh, it's not like that at all." "Stern resolve is what a people display when fleeing has been removed as an option." "All right...It is like that." "Have you considered a collar with a bell?"