9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 26, 2006

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"Business seems to be slow, Thorax." "I hate to say it, but my local regulars have been taking their custom elsewhere." "I have come to conclude that it is time to spice up my commercial profile...What I need here is a little sex appeal, a dash of cheesecake, the glimpse of a well-turned leg. Something to help draw shoppers." "I was wondering, Miss Burber...Would you be willing to lend your redoubtable talents toward this end?" "Well, it's a little tawdry, but anything to aid a friend. When shall we begin?" "There is no time like the present." "A car is slowing down...Quick, do you know the lyrics to 'Big Spender'?" PRODUCE