9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 31, 2006
Transcript:
With only seconds to spare, Superlative Girl streaks across the galaxy. Clock hands stand still...Time freezes...Light itself grows sluggish in her wake as she rends the temporal fabric of the universe. "I thought you were going to miss the stroke of midnight." "My cab got caught in traffic. I ran the last block...Happy new year."