9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 17, 2007

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"My husband has been a respected and dignified trustee of this university for over fifty years...and now, because some woman on the biology faculty is reputed to wearing jungle animal undergarments, he has acquired his own rattlesnake thong. It has quite rejuvenated our marriage." "If you know this woman, just tell her that I think I speak for all the wives of the trustees when I say that we will hunt her down and slit her throat from ear to ear." "And what kind of undies are you wearing, dear?" "Burlap, ma'am."