9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 22, 2007

Transcript:

"Here comes the county agent. Just act normal." "Right...I shall require two stout bricks, a sticky bun, six feet of twine, a turkey baster..." "I had to say 'normal'." "...A feather boa, and, if you can spare it, just a pinch of Vaseline."