9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 28, 2007

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"Autocracy cannot be suffered with a sense of humor." "Democracy cannot be suffered without one." "On my world, democracy is a form of entertainment...in which a captive audience is presented with a broad selection of idiots and liars..." "...and told to squander its votes on them..." "Then submit to their governance." "What's it like here?" "Oh, shut up."