9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2007
Transcript:
"News from the home front...The government of my world proclaims the commencement of hostilities against all other planet systems in our arm of the galaxy." "That's it?! Just a declaration of war?...Nothing further?...No statement of cause, no list of grievances, no litany of justifications? Does the dispatch say nothing else?" "'You are cordially invited.'"