9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 19, 2007
Transcript:
"I'm in communication with a distant civilization, a group of extraterrestrial entities who reached out to me via my quantum anomaly in the tractor shed, and, in a galvanizing bolt of pure energy, extracted my life force for 37 minutes." tappity tappity tappity tap...click... "'It was good for me, was it good for you'...?"