9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 02, 2007
Transcript:
"When that woman said she thought you and Edda were married, that was not the time to bolt like a gazelle." "Maybe there's something deeper underlying it...Do you think maybe I'm gay?" "Oh, sweetie, if only." "Hey, guys, what's up?" "I was just asking Seth if he thinks I'm gay...and he said, 'Oh sweetie, if only'." "Now is one of those times when bolting like a gazelle would be just the ticket."