9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 26, 2007
Transcript:
"You're home a mite late." "During my walk back, I encountered 5 people who required immediate damnation in Tophet for being obnoxious scum, and I put a curse on 42 others just for being ugly." "It's me...Feel like going out?" "Edda's street-cleaning. I'd avoid a five-block radius of 79th and Broadway if I were you."