9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 07, 2007

Transcript:

"On my planet, people are named for their professions...for instance, you would be called 'Lady Vet'." "Don't you have somewhere to go?...Small children to frighten?" "Roughly translated, my name means 'Certified Public Accountant'." "Or is it 'Enema'?" "Would that I were a betting woman..."