9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 03, 2007
June 02, 2007
June 04, 2007
Transcript:
"Inexpressibly delicate..." "You say I objectify you...but you objectify me." "Don't make me laugh." "You see me as a porcelain figurine of a girl..." "Inexpressibly, delicately so." "Your hairbrush looks like a Yorkshire terrier suicide." "It's impossible to objectify a woman who leaves an object that disturbing perched on the edge of a sink." "Juliette...You're not gonna believe how close I just got Edda to clean the bathroom."
