9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 20, 2007

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"I'm not doing anything to you," the unicorn said heatedly. "You're doing this to me!" "Don't be ridiculous," said Edda, wondering again about that egg salad sandwich. "I was standing here," said the unicorn, "talking to a particularly odious minotaur when he vanished and you popped into view. What is it you want?" "I was standing here," said Edda, "talking to a vice president of ratings and scheduling when she vanished and you materialized! Why won't you leave me alone?" "Why don't you leave me alone!" said the unicorn, and he looked away gloomily. "It's bad enough," he muttered, "that the minotaur had to ask me what I do for a 'real job'."