9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 10, 2007
Transcript:
A locutionary field guide to Earth Hereafter: Noun A restricted community for the human spirit. The hereafter excludes the shades of dogs, cats and other such creatures, pursuant to the assertion that they are in want of souls. In other words, it is a place of rare purity, unpolluted by the company of any being you would inherently trust.