9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 20, 2007
Transcript:
"I'm beginning to wonder if all my years on Earth have caused me to develop an allergy to the relative wealth of native miscreants, nogoodniks and whoresons. As a woman of science, can you suggest a means of empirical assessment?" "Thorax, may I present the trustees of the university." "My eyes are itchy."