9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 24, 2007
Transcript:
"Inasmuch as I'm paying for this, that makes you my employee. I'd like you to tell me how you plan to perform your job." "Let me see... it will be my bounden duty, by means of awe mixed liberally with terror, to make you sweat blood in an ever-elusive quest for A-level work, and the angels will weep for thee." "Ah... loss of bladder control. I consider that a good performance review."