9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 27, 2007
Transcript:
"So... you don't have a first name, but you do have a middle. What is it?" "Fjffl... ...pronounced 'Edith' or 'Franklin,' depending on how you stress the 'b.'" "I... ...you... but... um... ...you...you don't... ...where..." "Everyone says that. It always makes me blush."