9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 21, 2007

Transcript:

"Seth and I did everything but ramrod Diana and Francis into a hotel room... and all they did was flee from us as if we were plague carriers." "They knew what was right for each other... ...I was just intrusive and sordid and vulgar." "I wouldn't use the word 'just.'" "Oh, please, stop raising my spirits."