9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 26, 2007
Transcript:
"Um... did you have to wear such a sexy bathing suit?" "Since when do you mind my looking sexy?" "It's not me I'm talking about... it's the 42 telescopic rifle sights presently focusing on you for a better look." "Do you think they're gone yet?" "Just keep whistling 'The Stripper' till I tell you to stop."