9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 17, 2007

Transcript:

"You would become a priest again just to save the world from Monty's wrath?" "You're the one who said he's going to wipe out humankind." "But what if, in fact, I'm just an insane old coot who has deluded himself into believing he is the president of the United States - Gloria Swanson." "The president of the United States of not Gloria Swanson." "Clearly you have never seen him in gold lame."