9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 31, 2007

Transcript:

"Diane, will you take Francis, here present, for your lawful wedded husband according to the rite of our Holy Mother, the Catholic Church?" "Oh... ...I will." "She couldn't sleep, and spent the whole night watching Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart films." "My glasses just steamed up."