9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 13, 2007
Transcript:
"You gave the sweetest, most romantic couple of straight people on Earth an unabridged dictionary as a wedding gift?" "Don't knock it. You should see some of the words in that thing. ...Unabridged dictionaries are hot!" "Oh please, don't tell me you marked the pages for them." "All right, I won't tell you."