9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 29, 2007

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LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD "Oh, are you one of the candidates?" "No... everyone else wants to lead the litigious, expensive, extorted, bullied, terrified, regulated, surveilled and policed world." "I'm the only one who believes in the free one." "I think I win by default." "Hail, chief."