9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 09, 2007
Transcript:
"I tried on this dress, but I don't think it was right for me. It was too short." "Um... ...too short?" "Oh, yes. Way too short... ...and tight. It would bother you if I dressed for a party like that." "...Of course, if you'd like a second opinion..." "Too short and tight and the material is very thin." "Too short and tight and thin... and kind of clingy." "Really, I'd be glad to have a look - if you want to try it on again - and tell you what I think." "Oh, no, sweetie.... ...you don't need to." "It's no bother. I don't mind at all. In fact, I'd be glad to help. If you just want to... you know... ...slip into the dress..." "Just look me in the eye and swear you haven't been weighing in with marital advice."