9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 11, 2007

Transcript:

"I told Amos that Diane might be pregnant... ...but I warned him that he didn't hear it from me." "How many people does that make now who haven't heard it from you?" "And if not from you, from whom will they say they heard it?" "Edda?" "Security?... I need you to apprehend a 100 pound blond coryphee who is attempting to escape the building. ...And be careful. She pinches."