9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 16, 2007

Transcript:

AARKVARD "Hey, there's a girl wearing an Aarkvard University shirt. that's where I went to theology school." "I wonder if she's attending Aarkvard's seminary." "Undoubtedly. ...Everything about that camisole just screams 'theology.'" "I'll go ask." "Oh, you don't want to do that." "You might disrupt her Aquinas-like contemplation of the ladies' edible underwear sale." "Good old Aarkvard... but I suppose you can't go back." "I'll help you combat the urge."