9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 18, 2007

Transcript:

"I'm sorry I blabbed your secret... I probably should add, by the way, just to give you a heads-up, that you may start receiving baby gifts... ...possibly from abroad." "You realize, at this moment, that I want to do hideous things to you, to commit unspeakable acts that would result in an unmarked grave and relocation under an assumed name to a vast cornfield in Iowa." "So... ...um... are we cool now?"