9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 06, 2008
Transcript:
"Painting a meteoric streak across the welkin, Superlative Girl cleaves the night, rising into outer space to save Earth from certain, devastating... ...um....from..." "...from..." "Having forgotten what she was saving Earth from, she decides to strike alluring poses for an orbiting satellite telescope." "That's all Superlative Girl does?... ...Throw sexy poses for ground control?" "As if you wouldn't." "We aren't talking about me!" "Oh, now we are!"