9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 09, 2008
January 08, 2008
January 10, 2008
Transcript:
"Hi." "Um... ...hello." "You must be Dr. Burber." "Must I?" "Not if you're holding a summons, I'm not. Not if you're my ex's latest squeeze, or a student come to haggle over a well-earned F." "I only meant..." "Not if you're soliciting me on behalf of one of those satyrs on the board of trustees. Not even if you're an extraterrestrial alien here to strike up your first conversation with a septic tank..." "I don't have to be Juliette Burber unless it suits me. ...Who must you be?" "I... I... ...forget."
