9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 24, 2008
Transcript:
"No one can say anything even slightly dirty to me. It's as if I'm a porcelain figurine or something. ...Talk dirty to me. I dare you... ...fill my ears with verbal filth." "...Um." "Edda, I... I can't. Not to you!" "Of course you can! Just say... for instance... migl" "Or... figm" "Or... bgag" "Do your knees always have to give out? You should see a doctor about that." "You played a part."