9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 31, 2008
Transcript:
"that was your mother on the phone again." "I told her that I really cannot undertake to seduce you because I was not brought up to be that kind of girl..." "...That I'm going steady with my childhood sweetheart, and I intend to preserve my maidenhood for marriage." "Then she called me something monosyllabic in Texan, and hung up." "At least you're broadening your language skills."