9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 21, 2008
Transcript:
"It occurs to me, I've never asked how far your planet is from this one." "Our units of measurement differ from yours markedly." "What are they?" "About yay." "No, I mean what are they called on your world?" "About yay." "Sorry... sometimes I listen so hard, I don't hear."