9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 01, 2008
Transcript:
"I'm sorry, gentlemen. Neither of you is fit for this job." "You, sir, are an old wacko, and your dad is so psychopathic that I dread speaking to him directly." "You misapprehend. You cannot say no. You have to choose one of us for the job." "And what makes you think I can't turn down unfit applicants?" "This is an election year... ...it's tradition."