9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 03, 2008

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"What makes you think you're fit to the job? You haven't even held public office." "I pondered that, but decided this is the most efficient route. ...Rather than be unfit to be mayor then governor, then unfit to serve in the House or the Senate, I thought I'd go right for the top and be unfit to be president." THORAX FOR PRESIDENT "I'm unfit to discharge every elected job in the government... you can't ignore broad, all-encompassing qualifications like those. The other candidates may possibly be fit to hold the office of dogcatcher. You wouldn't want to raise them above where they truly belong." "I think I just had a premature vote-gasm."