9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 05, 2008
April 04, 2008
April 06, 2008
Transcript:
"Dr. Burber, I'm in the market for a running mate. I'm old, crazy and quantifiably stupid, but that's enough in modern politics. A decorative woman in the no. 2 spot is what I need to make those qualities irresistable." "There's only one possible liability you might pose in holding the job... ...are you criminal, megalomaniac, wacko, sociopathic, bent on world domination or just plain ignorant?" "No." "Then you won't fit in."
