9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 10, 2008

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Edda: the thing is, you're typhoid mary...you brought everything down. Woman: What is that peroxide addled mind of yours babbling about now? Edda: If you hadn't fallen out with burkhardt, he wouldn't have given me his tickets to hilary hahn's recital, and amos wouldn't have obsessed about it, and we wouldn't have fallen out... Edda: ...and seth wouldn't have comforted me and mark wouldn't have alluded to affairs he'd had, and seth and he wouldn't have fallen out, and everyone wouldn't be mad at me. woman: Put that way, it makes me feel so guilty...and strangely powerful.