9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 17, 2008
Transcript:
Man: I just want you to know, not all male dancers are gay. I'm living proof. Edda: The issue was not preying on my mind. man: I mean, if you would like proof... edda: Not especially.... man: I don't mind. Edda: golly, claudio. don't you have places to go, communicable diseases to catch? Woman: He wanted to prove he isn't gay? Um...how? Edda: Evidently, he keeps a book of notaraized testimonials.