9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 20, 2008

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Seth: the choreographer just told me I'm not coming across as manly enough. He wants me to be more butch. Seth: Short of wandering around the place bedecked with a tool belt and power drills, I think I reek of masculinity when I need to. What's he going on about? Edda: Show me one thing that would make me more y chromosomy than I already am. Edda: well, I can belch without pause...the entire succession of us presidents since the coolidge administration. Edda: Or render a touching interpretation of "some enchanted evening" on my armpit. Seth: Oh, lord. Edda: Oh, hey, I know...pull my finger!