9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 29, 2008
Transcript:
Edda: Look, I don't wish to complain, but when I dance with claudio, I'd rather his hands were engaged in ballet performance than a topographical analysis of my person. Man: Let me explain to him the finer points of our customs. Claudio stop! Bad claudio! Bad bad claudio! Edda: Was the rolled up newspaper really necessary? Man: With some male dancers, you have to speak a language they understand.