9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 10, 2008

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Headman's axe Chest x-ray Stiletto Hallmarks of felinity: what have these ordinary household items in common? Old distributor cap Bottle of Cranberry juice from concentrate Gun Gardening wellies dead cartoonist refrigerator Answer: a cat will affectionately rub against any and all of these items. (One possible exception is the dead cartoonist which, if not left too long is potentially edible. Lacking that, the cat will just rub against it.)