9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 29, 2008
Transcript:
"Amos told me that you give him noogies. I want to know what they are and how to give them...I will pay you." "Payment is unnecessary. It it the ancient philosophy of the noogists that they must be freely given." "Allow me to demonstrate..." "Um..." "Is the expression of unbridled evil obligatory?" "Oh, Yes, Grasshopper...Oh, yes indeed."