9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 26, 2008

Transcript:

"I don't even know why Amos and I had a falling out. I can't recall what it was all about." "It was about Hilary Hahn." "He, like a million other people around the world, admired her artistry to the point of conversational monomania..." "...And you were too childish and insecure to abide it." "Ah...Thanks for reminding me." "I wasn't reminding you...I was rubbing your face in it." "Could you hold me for a few hours while I adopt a fetal position and hate myself?" "What are best friends for, sweetie?"