9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 21, 2008
Transcript:
Edda says, "You won the first round! You're a semi-finalist!" Amos says, "I should go boil my head and hide in a corn-field in Iowa. They have cornfields there, don't they?" Edda says, "Oh, but sweetie…" Amos says, "I'm not your gosh draned sweetie. You don't even trust me."