9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 17, 2008
Transcript:
Amos says, "What's the matter now?" Edda says, "The wretched girl is complaining that the jury will recognize you by the sound of your cello. It's better than hers." Amos says, "I'm putting an end to this." Edda says, "That isn't your cello!" Amos says, "No, it's hers. We switched. She's going to play on mine." Amos says, "Down, girl! It's not polite to snarl." Edda says, "What if I just leave teeth marks?"