9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 21, 2009
Transcript:
man says, "Yeah, I remember Amos van Hoesen. I used to beat him up in school. He and this blond chick always hung out together. He wrote this really long stupid poems, and symphonies and stuff, and he played some geeky instrument, not a real instrument like a guitar. Talk about a loser." "And what have you been doing since leaving school?" Man says, "Twenty years." man says, "...Without parole."