9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 08, 2009
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Invisible Friend $2.50/hour Juliette says, "You have, very possibly, noticed the one flaw in this business venture of yours, to wit you can be seen." Thorax says, "I admit, discernibleness might be reckoned an undesirable trait in an invisible friend...but, on the other hand, I believe I can make up for it in myriad other ways." Thorax says, I am loyal, invariably on your side. Supportive, kind..." Thorax says, "And I can heap vile abuse upon the person of your choice with unerring razor-sharp mordancy." Juliette says, "you remember what to do at the trustees' meeting?" Thorax says, "Everything except how to twitch my nose."