9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 15, 2009
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March 16, 2009
Transcript:
Juliette says, "To prosper as a scientific institution, the university musy place priority on building its faculty." Thorax says, "What is this - a trustees meeting or death by combover? It looks like an episode of 'Who wants to be an autopsy?'" Thorax says, "What did these corpses do to meet the requirements for being a university trustee?...." Thorax says, "Cast a shadow? ...Breathe on a mirror?" Man says, "I beg your pardon! Just who are you and what are you doing here disrupting this meeting?!" Thorax says, "I am Dr. Burber's invisible friend. You can neither hear me nor see me." Man says, "Oh...Well...um......Carry on." Thorax says, "Thank you." juliette says, "To continue, in the next decade the department of biology will..." Thorax says, "Hey, dig the turkey wattles on that bozo..."
